The Best of Pubert

Extracts from Pubert's many adventures

#1 Pubert and the Hit and Run Escapade

Pubert drove at great speeds down the quiet country lanes after twocking the Ford Capri. He enjoyed playing his favourite game of closing his eyes and driving blind for 10 seconds at a time.
	Unfortunately, during his record breaking 30 second attempt he didn't notice Benjamin Bunny on his way home from church with a bouqet of flowers for his sick mother. Benjamin had no chance to escape the marauding vehicle and could do nothing other than smash into the windscreen and be thrown to the road in a heap of busted bones. An excited Pubert drove away laughing with glee and kept one of the scattered flowers as a token of his kill.
Pubert was driving with his eyes shut, he thought it was very funny Crossing the road ahead was a rather startled Benjamin Bunny		Benji's broken body bounced off the window after the hit Pubert cheered and laughed, he didn't give a shit

#2 Pubert and the Great Train Robbery

From beneath the railway bridge, Pubert and his evil cronies climb aboard the halted train.
	With his shotgun raised, Pubert demands the holdalls be filled with gold bullion else innocent passengers will be shot dead. Mr. Punchitt, the frightened ticket inspector, raises his arms above his head in surrender perhaps a little too swiftly. The gun-crazy bear blows the man's face through the back of his skull creating a Jackson Pollack masterpiece on the train's interior.
With his Mum's fishnets over his head, Pubert brandishes a shotgun: "I'll fill you with lead !"		The ticket inspector holds his hands up but fails to move slow, Trigger happy Pubert creates a colourful collage on the window