That time of the month again?

PMT sufferer?

Well, fellas.... suffer in silence!

Avoid the ear-ache you get from the missus and relax with the

Monkey's Brain Exclusive

Ear Tampons for Men

Works against all PMT sufferers

Instructions

Obtain print-out

Cut out stencil

Place cotton wool along centre

Dab glue onto 5cm length of string

Stick string to cotton wool

Roll up stencil and glue tab

Place into ear

Use little finger to apply tampon

Remove applicator tube

Repeat for other ear

Handy Hints

Wear them anywhere to avoid random PMT encounters

Only 2 tampons needed at any one time

Just pull string for quick release

Disclaimer: The Monkey's Brain accepts no responsibility for damages resulting from the misuse of this pretend product. It is not advisable to place cotton wool with glue on into your ears. You can go deaf, you know. We will neither be held responsible for toxic shock syndrome which may occur over prolonged usage of the same tampons without a change.