Just in time for Xmas

The Exclusive Free Card

A Very Crisped Mouse

and a Crappin' Nude's Rear

to all our readers!

Instructions

Try to obtain a print-out

(changing image size may be neccessary)

Fold in zig zag fashion so mouse picture faces front,

blank side faces back and nude faces forward

Write to friend/relative (if you have any)

Place in envelope

Deliver

Disclaimer: This card is meant for fun only and shouldn't be given to anyone who may take offense. Should you be bludgeoned to death by a mince pie or sliced up with the edge of the envelope then The Monkey's Brain will accept no responsibility for your unthoughtful actions.