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The excellent

Clocking Off Hand*

(that's "Clocking")

It's always hometime with The Monkey's Brain

Instructions

Print-out then carefully cut-out hand

When at work glue in position over the office clock

Hey Presto! You're going home early!

Can be used at anytime - just aim it at hometime!

Handy Hints

Point it out to your manager for instant effect

Use in conjunction with a smaller hand for exact timing

Even smaller versions can be secretly glued over your manager's watch to confuse them even more

Larger versions can be glued to the face of Big Ben to fool the entire country

*The Monkey's Brain accepts no responsibility for loss of earnings when the Boss finds out nor will we accept any responsibility for damage due to mis-use of the hand or glue needed to stick the hand. Please do not get confused and use the hand for self-relief - it is not intended for any other use other than being a black pointer on a piece of paper NOT a black pointer to aim into the lavatory.