Free with The Monkey's Brain

The

Remote Control Frustration Toy*

Work all your anger out whilst watching TV !

*Needs no batteries

Instructions

Obtain a print-out of this page

Fold along dashed lines and glue tabs in (you get the idea?)

Fill with marbles for that genuine "It must be a good one - it's full of electrics!" feel*

Aim for TV sets own buttons and launch

A correct hit changes channel

A miss and you'll be claiming on your insurance under "broken glass" - you just can't lose!

Try pressing the buttons - they really don't work!

Realistic looks with special "Go faster" stripe around the edge!

*Optional - Batteries can be used instead of marbles and are guaranteed not to lose power

Handy Hints

Initial viewing : This Morning with Richard and Judy, any show starring Carole Smiley, Calendar (especially with Mike "Mouthful of Trifle" Morris)

Replace the remote with that of a friend's to see if they need relieving of stress too.

Wedge it down the side of the sofa for that "So that's where it's been for the last 2 months" action.

Disclaimer: The Monkey's Brain accepts no responsibility for frustration, or damage, caused by use or misuse of this so-called toy. It is only intended for educational purposes and should only be used as a demonstration tool. Do NOT try to swap this cheap imitation for a real remote control unit on display in a shop. The Monkey's Brain does not promote thieving or deception. But The Monkey's Brain does not wish to remove one's freedom to do whatever one wishes. Amen.