Free only with The Monkey's Brain

The

Monkey Gone Blonde Fake-Vinyl Record Player*

Re-live the good old days of vinyl recordings!

*Not guaranteed to work

Instructions

Print-out this page

Cut carefully around pieces

Curl cone and glue tab A to position B

Push a pin right through the cone at mark X

Fold the record where indicated and glue

Use the newly built amplifier cone by dragging the pin around the grooves of the record and listen to the FAB recording of Monkey Gone Blonde's No.1 hit* - "Hang the Pope"

*The Worst Song Never Released Chart - Sept 1998

Hints

Why not flip over the record and listen to the B-side song - "Another bloody excuse for a love song (on a B-side)"

Try using the amplifier on your existing real records (Note: damage may occur)

Disclaimer: The Monkey's Brain has already guaranteed that this item does NOT work and is for nostalgic purposes only. However in the event it does work then further fake-vinyl recordings of the Monkey Gone Blonde back catalogue can be obtained from The Monkey's Brain priced £9.99 each (+£3.99 P&P per item).