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Richard Dreyfuss

Toilet Bowl Underwater Camouflage Kit

Hide from the killer nutty logs and unfriendly aquatic faeces!

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Instructions

1. Print-out this page several times

2. Cut carefully around pieces

3. Apply to face and body with sticky-tape

4. Dive into deep toilet bowl

5. Observe bog-life without being noticed !

Handy Hints

Try it in someone else's loo for exotic relocation

Try it in someone else's loo for erotic relocation

Capture samples of tiddlers that break free from the main shoal of faeces and store them in jam jars - don't forget to puncture holes in the lids to let them breathe!

Use a sharpened pencil to poke the larger enemy into submission and subsequent banishment through the Bermuda U-bend.

In the sudden event of the tide turning brown use a high powered torch and a goggle-cleaning squeegie for further observation.

If you see a Great White you're gonna need a bigger boat

Disclaimer: The Monkey's Brain accepts no responsibility from stupid people getting stuck in their toilet bowls. Only use this product if you have a toilet big enough to sail the Titanic in. If you have a toilet that big then you must expel a lot of shit. This product is no way endorsed by the Oscar winning actor and star of Jaws, Richard Dreyfuss. The Richard Dreyfuss who does endorse this product is Richard Dreyfuss of the Company of Registered Arsewipe Practitioners (CRAP).