Scared of spiders ?

FREE instant remedy exclusive to The Monkey's Brain

The Amazing

Spiderwallpaper*

Never see a spider in your front room again !

Instructions

Print-out the above Spiders picture several thousand times

Apply wallpaper paste or glue to rear side

Place on wall

Allow to dry

Handy Hints

Enlarge or shrink Spiders picture to decrease/increase the number of visible spiders

Paste over furniture for total spider obscurity

Use it as Desktop Wallpaper to protect your PC screen

*Disclaimer: This product is completely safe and unharmful. The Monkey's Brain accepts no responsibilty for the paper's attraction to spiders, especially during mating season. If you suffer from an increase in spiders in your home then a good strong shoe is required for swift removal. If you are an arachnaphobe then this product is no way intended to cure you. Perhaps just drive you into a padded cell.