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Free with this issue of The Monkey's Brain

Going Down Under? Spending the holidays in Topsy-Turvy Land?

Disposable Australian Watch

Guaranteed to tell the exact time*

*At least twice a day

"Can you tell what time it is?" - Rolf Harris

Exciting Features

No batteries required - No kinetic movement needed - No jewel action

In fact, no workings at all !

Chrome effect strap

Crystal coloured dial

Instructions

1. Print-out this page

2. Cut-out watch

3. Cut slits in strap fastener

4. Place around wrist and slot end of strap through slits

5. Show off to your jealous mates

Serving Suggestion

Handy Hints

Although splashproof upto 3 drops, this watch is not waterproof so avoid swimming or heavy showers

Synchronise with your friends by each wearing a watch and holding wrists together then ponder and look suspicious

Time yourself while at work- it will seem like no time at all has passed leaving more time for fun

Disclaimer: The Monkey's Brain accepts no responsibility for misuse of this product. If watch is worn too tightly, paper cuts can be inflicted to the wrist. If worn too loose, watch may slip off and be lost forever. If not worn at all, you may suffer from extreme uncoolness and will be the sad lonely person in the corner of the nightclub nursing your quarter-pint like it is your beshtesht friend in the whole wide world.