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Fizzybogeybox

Not only a free gift but a maximum score in Scrabble

Instructions

1. Obtain a print-out of the above template

2. Cut carefully around the edges

3. Fold in the tabs and fold along the dotted lines

4. Glue the tabs to the sides of the box

5. Bend over the long thin handle and glue the tab inside the opposite side

6. Fill with sherbert

Whenever your nose feels quite crusty and you are hungry just use your fingernail to dredge out a large sticky bogey, bend your finger to dip into the sherbert then place into your mouth. Hey presto, a delicious little chewy snack that you can eat between meals without putting on weight.

Handy Hints

Try different flavourings - it doesn't have to be just sherbert. Chocolate sprinkles, desicated coconut, strawberry syrup or even salt for that "wanting more" flavour.

Cover the box with shiny gold paper for an ideal Christmas gift for a friend.

Can be used as a doll's grocery basket for people who still play with dolls.

Store unwanted bogeys in it for later use.

Be careful that you don't dip first prior to nose picking - sherbert can be lethal if inhaled*

*dependant upon type of sherbert. Sherbert Fountain may be safe but Rainbow Crystals may be severely painful.

Disclaimer: The Monkey's Brain accepts no responsibility for fingers getting stuck in noses or bloody noses caused by scraping too hard. If the bogey does not want to leave its home do not attempt to force it. Obtain an eviction notice from your local Housing Office and remove it the legal way.