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The Monkey's Brain Professional Business Card

for Professional People*

Exclusively FREE only in this issue of The Monkey's Brain

Obtain a print-out of this page. Cut-out the card and fold down the centre. Glue a piece of cardboard inbetween. Print your name on the panel provided. Slide handily into jacket pocket. Make as many business cards as needed.

Impress the interview panel every time.

Handy Hint : A business card can also be used to impress young ladies!

*Professional people being used in the context of complete morons who cannot read

Disclaimer : The Monkey's Brain accepts neither responsibility for the pinning of these cards to the interior of telephone boxes nor to the heads of disgruntled interview panels. Once the name panel has been written on by the user no responsibility can be thereafter placed on the doorstep of The Monkey's Brain offices. We do not recommend the use of the business card. What business card? We know nothing.