Exclusive only to The Monkey's Brain
The gadget that's taking the technological world by storm
Turn any TV set into a new poncy widescreen TV
The Widescreen Wonder*
As seen in front of the TV
*You may lose some of the picture but it's only the bits you wouldn't be looking at anyway

Instructions
Obtain print-out of this page
Cut template out carefully
Hold at arms length*
View your favourite programmes or films
*Some alteration in arms length may be needed

Works with any TV including portables
Works with any movie or TV show whether shown in widescreen or not
Handy Hint : TV best viewed with one eye shut
Note : The Monkey's Brain accepts no responsibility for the removal of limbs when adjusting arms length. Some people may have arms too short for the Widescreen Wonder to work properly and these people are strongly advised not to attempt home surgery to increase arms length. Also, using the Widescreen Wonder for more than the recommended time may result in loss of vision. Recommended usage time for the Widescreen Wonder is several seconds.