The Disposable Arse-Wipe Glove

Never get caught short again!

Put the fun back into faeces flushing!

Instructions

1. Print-out twice

2. Cut-out around bold line

3. Glue edges upto dashes

4. Place two halves together and leave to dry

5. Keep handily in back pocket

Handy Hints

Use blotting paper for ultra-absorbancy

Use one glove per wipe or re-use on opposite hand for second swipe

Use multiple gloves in cases of extreme bottom splashing

Used gloves simply flush away

If this glove does not shift shit The Monkey's Brain accepts no responsibility for chocolate fingers.