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Warning: Some of this site's content is not suitable for minors. If you obtain coal for a living or if you are a rare speaking bird then please do not go any further into this site. Oh, and if you're under 16 then you are restricted from entering. This site is best viewed on your monitor. It has been designed specifically for 1024x768 resolution or better and utilises FLASH effects. 640x480 isn't very good and you should upgrade NOW. If you do not see any FLASHy graphics then you should obtain Macromedia's Shockwave Flash plug-in (free from Macromedia). This site also supports frames so if your browser doesn't do frames then you might as well turn back now. Any similarities to living or dead people is purely coincidental and not meant to offend. Apologies also for any opinions expressed but they are purely the editor's rights to freedom of speech and all that. Further apologies for the poor quality of the site you are about to see. It really is shite.